anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
you think you’re hot but that’s because you just got burnt
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
Oil on canvas
Night Vale Inspires — Part 2 :]
Part 1: [x]
I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME